Foggy Nelson *exists*

Me You're beautiful.

Foggy Nelson *breathes*

Me Oh baby, come here and breathe some pure air with me.

Foggy Nelson *speaks*

Me COME AND FUCK ME YOU LITTLE AVOCADO I WOULD LET YOU FUCK ME IN EVERY SINGLE WAY THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY BAE AND - *disappears into a black hole of sadness*