it’s so painful watching foggy consistently insult the devil when matt is right there
Foggy Nelson:
*exists*
*exists*
Me:
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Foggy Nelson:
*breathes*
*breathes*
Me:
Oh baby, come here and breathe some pure air with me.
Oh baby, come here and breathe some pure air with me.
Foggy Nelson:
*speaks*
*speaks*
Me:
COME AND FUCK ME YOU LITTLE AVOCADO I WOULD LET YOU FUCK ME IN EVERY SINGLE WAY THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY BAE AND - *disappears into a black hole of sadness*
COME AND FUCK ME YOU LITTLE AVOCADO I WOULD LET YOU FUCK ME IN EVERY SINGLE WAY THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY BAE AND - *disappears into a black hole of sadness*
AHHH????
Aiight so y’all, remember Pollux from the Hunger Games? The guy who we all shrieked over when we realized he was using real sign language?
THIS GUY:
IS ALSO THIS GUY:
Give a round of appaulse and/or quiet shrieking for Elden Henson!
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
HOLY
SHIT
HOLY
SHIT
matt: hey foggy do u mind if i grab ur arm? for crossing the street…?
foggy: oh…yeah dude of course
matt: -grabs arm-
matt: hey dude ur heart rate is up
foggy: haha n o its not bro nn o its not
matt: dude it is….its getting higher too….u alright buddy
foggy: shut u p dude just cro ss the fuckign street
are u all aware that i . that. that i love him? are you aware. do you have knowledge. i love him
Avocados at law ~~
That’s it. My masterpiece. My art won’t get any better. Yup.